the birds

New life experience today: I was attacked by seagulls! I noticed the little suckers gathering around me just as I sat down to enjoy my sandwich; they started clucking loudly, and more and more kept flying in. I moved to get away from them, thinking I was safe, but they were watching. When I turned my head for a second, two of them landed on my shoulders while a third swooped down, grabbing the entire sandwich out of my hands. It was terrifying! And they're heavy, too.